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Your wallet's brutally honest AI companion
Non-custodial, AI-driven social-fi utility for Solana. Transform your portfolio metrics into shareable roasts and track your Pulse Score. Built on Bayou City Blockchain infrastructure with SolSafe security and RapidPay reward rails.

Read-only first. No private key handling. API-native leverage of existing BCB infrastructure.
No private key handling avoids 99% of regulatory friction
Leverages SolSafe + RapidPay infra for immediate utility
Built-in Satori image generation for instant X portfolio roasts
Our proprietary 0-100 algorithm analyzes your wallet's health, activity patterns, and risk exposure. Get rated, get roasted, get viral.
Diamond Hands
HODLer energy detected
Mid Trader
Touch grass occasionally
Certified Degen
Rug immunity: none
> analyzing wallet...
publicKey: 7xKQ...mF3d
solBalance: 2.34 SOL
pulseScore: 47
riskLevel: 'Medium'
Houston says: "2.34 SOL? My brisket costs more than your portfolio. At least the humidity here is higher than your conviction."
Built on proven BCB infrastructure
Claude-powered roasts with "Grumpy Local" Houston personality. Your portfolio has never been judged so harshly.
0-100 proprietary scoring combining portfolio health, activity patterns, and risk metrics.
Circuit-breaker security middleware. Risk levels from 'Low' to 'Certified Rug' powered by our audit infrastructure.
RapidPay SDK integration for automated reward claims with standard 2% Bayou City tax.
Production-grade stack for scale
/memepulse-ai
├── /src
├── /app // Next.js App Router
├── /components // PulseCard, Gauge, RoastTerminal
├── /lib
├── /ai // Personality Engine
├── /solana // Agent Kit + Helius
└── /security // SolSafe Bridge
└── /api/pulse // Edge Functions
└── /contracts // Solana Program Hooks
MemePulse AI leverages the full Bayou City Blockchain infrastructure